Tag Archives: Fantasy

Winter’s Tale (2014)


A rambling wreck of bad writing, stilted acting, and confusing concepts dealing with fate and miracles and eternal love. Continue reading

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Legend Of Hercules, The (2014)


A big, expensive money burn that has no reason existing in the first place. Continue reading

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Hobbit, The: The Desolution Of Smaug (2013)

★★★★
…Made me want to go rewatch the Lord Of The Rings trilogy and in all ways, that is a good thing. Continue reading

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Thor: The Dark World (2013)

★★
The most surprising element of all – how absolutely emotionless and joyless this film is. Continue reading

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Wizard Of Oz, The/3D IMAX (1939/2013)

★★★★★ (FILM) / ★★★1/2 (In 3D IMAX)
The Wizard Of Oz is as classic as they come, just wish the 3D post-conversion was not deemed so necessary Continue reading

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Mortal Instruments, The: City Of Bones (2013)

★1/2
Simply pushes forward, complicating matters by spiking in more and more plot and exposition. Continue reading

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Kick-Ass 2 (2013)


Created by a guy who thinks rape is a completely reasonable way to make sure we know someone is a bad guy. Are you not entertained? Continue reading

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Percy Jackson: Sea Of Monsters (2013)

★★
The wrong people got ahold of this franchise and doomed it from the start. Continue reading

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Beautiful Creatures (2013)

★★
Are there not other young adult and teen fiction stories to consider and adapt? Continue reading

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Hansel And Gretel: Witch Hunters (2013)

★1/2
A failure from top to bottom, missing the chance to not only be something entertaining and silly, but to define itself in any conceivable way. Continue reading

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